GOVERNOR OSHIOMHOLE IN CRITICAL CONDITION IN A SECRET LONDON HOSPITAL AFTER AUTO CRASH
…As Edo State government battles to deceive Nigerians
The Comrade Governor of Edo State, Adams Oshiomhole is currently battling for survival after a ghastly auto crash which his aides noted that is not serious. Sources within Government House have confided in us that he was flown to Lagos in a chartered plane to London to get treatment in an undisclosed hospital where he is being treated.
The reliable sources stated that contrary to the tales told by his media aide, Kassim Afegbua that all was well with the governor; the truth is that the governor sustained serious injuries on his head as well as pains in his heart. We gathered that he was first attended to in the government house by his Doctor of Physiotherapist and Medical doctor, but he never responded well to immediate treatment, hence he was promptly flown out in secret.
Efforts are currently being made by the state government to deceive Nigerians that the governor is in the country when he is not. Journalists in the state we gathered have been making frantic effort to get the true story after it was broken exclusively yesterday by a London based media, Elombah.com, but they have made no headway.
A source who spoke to us queried why the government is scared of showing the world the pictures of the car which carried the governor on that fateful day if the car was not badly hit.