A NATIONAL INSULT REJECTED
For those unaware of its source, I might as well state from the outset that the title of this column is not original.
It's adapted from a statement released last week by Wole Soyinka.
The statement, which bore the Nobel laureate's stamp of revulsion at moral impunity, chastised the Goodluck Jonathan administration for its bizarre line-up of 100 personalities worthy of honor at a ceremony marking the centenary of Nigeria's amalgamation.
The centenary list, typical of such rolls in Nigeria, was a hodgepodge.
It bracketed imperial personages, so-called 'contributors to the making of Nigeria'-including Queen Elizabeth 11 of England and Lord Frederick Lugard, first British overseer of the forcibly amalgamated territory-with such notable nationalist fighters as Herbert Macaulay, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Obafemi Awolowo, and Anthony Enahoro.
It squeezed Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Michael Imoudu, Aminu Kano, Kenneth Onwuka Dike, Funmilayo Ransome Kuti, John Pepper Clark, Chike Obi, Chinua Achebe, Wole Soyinka, Dagogo Fubara, and Moshood Kashimawo Abiola into the same tent as Sani Abacha.
In an even weirder development, Mr.
Abacha shows up-along with Yakubu Gowon, Olusegun Obasanjo and Ibrahim Babangida-under the category of 'Outstanding Promoters of Unity, Patriotism and National Development'.
How did we quickly forget that Abacha's looting of public funds from the vaults of the Central Bank of Nigeria was a patriotic act? Or that he gave his cronies licenses to import toxic fuel into Nigeria because he so fiercely loved Nigerians and fervently desired their development? Or that Babangida's annulment of the June 12 presidential election was a recipe for Nigeria's unity? Anybody who only followed the Aso Rock version of the centenary could have run away with the impression that Nigerians are ever grateful to the coalition of British merchants, bureaucrats, adventurers and royals who cobbled their country together-and named it Nigeria.
But the deeper truth lies elsewhere.
There were two sets of memory at play last week, two attitudes to Nigeria-a so-called nation bereft of a national spirit, a space that is unformed, ill-formed and malformed.
Those who preside today over the looting of billions of dollars of Nigeria's resources may deceive themselves that the 100th anniversary of the amalgamation of Nigeria is an occasion for celebration.
Many-I'd argue, most-Nigerians think otherwise.
For several months, the Internet was abuzz with speculations that the legal instruments of amalgamation stipulated one hundred years as the event's expiry date.
With a great sense of expectancy, many looked forward to the formal cessation of the tragic, nightmarish, and blood-soaked experiment called Nigeria.
Was the Jonathan administration unaware of this swell of hope that Nigeria should cease? In the build-up to the centenary, the band of Islamist extremists known as Boko Haram carried out one of their most savage and outrageous attacks yet.
They stormed a secondary school in Yobe under the cover of darkness, slaughtered 60 boys, and set their victims' dorms on fire.
In any serious country, one such act would forever scar the collective conscience, provoking a resolve of 'Never again!' Not in Nigeria, a place where a human life is worth far less than a chicken.
How did Nigeria's 'transformational' leadership respond to this latest callousness by Boko Haram? It responded in its accustomed soft, indifferent manner.
It issued the same tiresome, obligatory condemnation of the carnage, nothing more.
The Presidency did not consider the shocking abbreviation of so many innocent lives an occasion to devise and announce a bold, effective plan to assure the safety of all citizens, especially school children, in the Boko Haram-plagued, terror-infested areas.
It was, as usual, a do-nothing stance.
But then the government did something even worse than habitual abdication.
Apparently, Reno Omokri, Mr.
Jonathan's point man on social media, orchestrated a release that sought to link Nigeria's suspended Central Bank Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, with a spike in Boko Haram's gruesome activities, including the Yobe slaughter.
Omokri did not reckon with the fact that many Nigerians are quite adept at cyber intelligence, deft at the kind of detective work that can unmask those who exploit the seeming anonymity of the Internet to slander others.
Sanusi is the Jonathan administration's Public Enemy Number One.
The sacked CBN Governor committed the unpardonable sin of telling the world that a major agency of the Nigerian state had failed to deposit $20 billion earned from crude oil exports.
In response, the government accused Mr.
Sanusi of squandering the funds of the bank he ran, awarding contracts without following requisite laws, and dispensing Nigeria's funds as if they were his private treasury.
Sanusi committed these crimes, I'd like to see him prosecuted, convicted and punished.
I'd also like to see the administration account fully for the funds that Mr.
Sanusi alleged to be missing.
Here's what the government doesn't have a right to do: sending Mr.
Omokri, its cyber warrior-in-chief, to concoct and disseminate horrific lies against Mr.
Sanusi or any Nigerian.
Omokri can demonstrate that he did not mastermind the craven forgery, he ought to resign immediately.
Or be fired.
It's tragic that the Nigerian government, from the president to his aides, continues to fiddle while the country burns.
It's shameful that President Jonathan and Nigerian legislators prioritize a phantom war-going after gays-when the country is besieged by mindless, well-armed zealots who see unarmed Nigerians, including children, as fair game.
How does the targeting of gays solve Nigeria's infrastructural problems? Are gays the reason elections are massively rigged in Nigeria; public funds looted with depraved greed; our educational system a shambles; our healthcare system ghastly? Nigeria fought a civil war that claimed anything from one to three million lives.
It was a war to defend a British-made idea, to uphold the sanctity of a space wrought by British imperial fiat.
The mantra was: To keep Nigeria one is a task that must be done.
To their credit, the British had an excellent reason for keeping Nigeria one.
Nigeria was their largest holding in Africa (and their second largest anywhere, after India).
It was a prodigious source of raw materials for British firms as well as a huge dumping ground for British-made goods.
It made sound sense, from the British point of view, to keep Nigeria one.
As British rule ended, the Nigerian elite who inherited the spoils of the state adopted as an article of faith the idea that Nigeria must remain one entity.
But they shied away from asking the hard questions.
What's so sacred about Nigeria? Why should we remain one? What ends are served by remaining one? What does Nigeria represent? And-if unity was not negotiable-then what must be the irreducible terms of our engagement? I've argued before that a central part of Nigeria's tragedy arises from the fact that the country fought a costly war, but has never permitted the lessons of that war to inform its conduct, to shape its ethos.
It's as if we went to war to defend the right of a few to continue to plunder, to continue to feed fat at the expense of the rest of us, to perpetually rig themselves into power, and to add their contemptible names to every roll of honor, even though they refrain from doing anything that is remotely honorable.
Jonathan feted the so-called giants of Nigeria's centenary, a different, oppositional narrative played itself out.
The collective memory of the vast majority of Nigerians beheld Nigeria, not as a splendid monument, but as a sordid, wretched edifice.
They saw what Mr.
Jonathan and his ilk refuse to see: that the Nigerian state is a provocation, a moral affront, a failed, misery-dispensing state.
Soyinka captured part of the spirit of that deep split in the way Nigeria is regarded.
He acted bravely by excusing himself from the insouciant official ritual that amounted to an insult to the outraged sensibilities of the majority of Nigerians.
In a statement of renunciation titled 'Canonization of Terror,' Mr.
Soyinka called attention to the wasted lives of the students in Yobe.
He drew our attention to 'the entire ethical landscape into which this nation has been forced by insensate leadership.
' He would not succumb to the summons to collective amnesia, the only condition under which an ogre like Sani Abacha would be invited to arise, ghost-like, to accept national veneration as a patriotic champion of Nigerian 'unity and national development.
' Stated Mr.
Soyinka: 'Under that ruler, torture and other forms of barbarism were enthroned as the norm of governance.
To round up, nine Nigerian citizens, including the writer and environmentalist Ken Saro-Wiwa, were hanged after a trial that was stomach churning even by the most primitive standards of judicial trial, and in defiance of the intervention of world leadership.
' In the end, Soyinka spoke for me-and I suggest, for many other enlightened people-when he stated, 'I reject my share of this national insult.
' Written By Okey Ndibe [email protected]