Five (5) Ways You Could Save People The Stress

1. If you feel your network providers have played with your intellect by tampering with your Airtime, simply call The Nigerian Communication Commission (NCC) on 622. Toll free! Do it and stop bringing your complaints on your stat for people to sympathize with you. Abandon that poor mentality of always wanting people to tell you "sorry".

Grow up 👍 before we trim you down 👎 like some tree 🌴 branches in my garden.

2. If you got a critical question to ask, ask Google. Why must you disturb us at the blogosphere with your silly questions Google has the answers to?

3. Your wife just cheated on you. Why are you giving us series of notifications on Facebook? Was I there when she said yes to you? Am I your religious leader or your family/her family elder?

4. My salary cannot buy a bag of rice. I think you're not mentally okay. You voted APC in, so enjoy the hardship. 5. How do I tell my husband is over? Ask me again and I will pluck off your right eye.

Cheat on him if he has cheated on you. Don't complain and tag me. Rubbish!

(c) SIR A-ONE 2016 GOODNEWS ANDREW ERUEMUARE also known as SIR A-ONE is a pengician and humourist. The CEO of www.pengician.com He is on Facebook: www.facebook.com/newsman4truth He is on Nairaland: www.nairaland.com/pengician Also online 24hours on www.pengician.com