Buhari And Dss Replicate “The Hunger Games“ In Biafraland
Muhammadu Buhari and agents of the Department of States Services (DSS) will make Suzanne Collins and Gary Ross go green with envy as they (Buhari and DSS) replicate “The Hunger Games“ in Biafraland by sponsoring hungry and jobless hirelings to pose as members of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB).
The latest session in Buhari’s “Hunger Games“ is the sponsoring of nondescript individuals and even using non-existent names to come up with acronyms that have “Biafra“ in them. Within the last 24 hours Buhari has sponsored three different groups all claiming headship or ownership of IPOB. One of the groups even boasted that they have sacked the leader of IPOB, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. This is becoming comical and ludicrous. Buhari and DSS have descended so low that they now take advantage of jobless youths and engage them in “Hunger Games.“
The incompetence of Buhari and his vindictive motive culminated into the ravaging hunger in the land and economic quagmire persisting in the British criminality called Nigeria. From the time he committed treason on 31st December 1983 till date, Buhari has never had any personal development or intellectual improvement of any sort.
Yet he wants to lead a quintessentially complex society like Nigeria especially in the 21st century where leadership and organizational agility is the key tool for comparative advantage. No wonder there is mass poverty pervading the land while Buhari is docile and engages in shadow-boxing and shadow-chasing.
Because there is hunger in Nigeria and there is no shortage of hungry and jobless youths enough to do anything, Buhari requires them to do his bidding especially in experimenting in “Hunger Games“ in Biafraland. In a country where a woman cannot cook a pot of soup without deploying a security guard, getting riff-raffs to sign up to anything doesn't require much effort. That is why we have miscreants today claiming to have sacked the leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu.
On the other hand, we have been reliably informed that the reason for this “one new IPOB fake group per day“ is to cause distraction from the natural public outcry and possible reprisals that will follow the Buhari/DSS planned slaughter of Biafrans at Enugu. We have confirmed that the slaughter was meant to happen on Tuesday night (August 23rd, 2016) so they fed Vanguard Newspaper the usual garbage about IPOB split so people will be distracted as the slaughter will go unnoticed. Because IPOB is a huge newsmaker people will be drawn away from the slaughter to focus on IPOB.
When the slaughter failed to materialize on the appointed day but rather happened on Wednesday (August 24th, 2016), Buhari and DSS cooked up another split of IPOB to keep the gullible public entertained and it actually worked because people never discussed or reacted to the massacre but rather dwelt on the reigning topic everywhere which was all about IPOB split.
Although this will be our last official response to these hungry nonentities associating themselves with IPOB, we hereby urge the public to ignore these poor and wretched souls who have been engaged by Buhari and the DSS as major actors in “The Hunger Games“ being staged in Biafraland.
The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) under the leadership of Nnamdi Kanu is intact and shall continue to be intact till Biafra is restored and beyond.
Barrister Emma Nmezu Dr. Clifford Chukwuemeka Iroanya
Spokesperson for IPOB Spokesperson for IPOB