Ayo Fayose: No, No, Buhari’s Speech at Chatham House was by a Cloned Speaker
Ayodele Fayose, now the Ekiti Governor and a gaudy mouth for the Jonathan presidential campaign, purportedly just listened to a London speech at the Chatham House and while playing God again, after having gathered his own brand of intelligence from his set of laboratory scientists and engineering genes experts, is insisting that the man who spoke at the Chatham House was a human cloning of Muhammadu Buhari , the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate .
As far as Fayose is concerned, the real Buhari at the time of the speech was on antibiotic treatment, intubated and under intensive care at a hospital located at Cavendish Street in London where his symptoms are worsening. Therefore, the man who spoke was cloned to give this speech.
Fayose, while not actually wishing Buhari death, at least not consciously, sees the oppositional APC party, who, in their desperation for power, would go as far as cloning one of its leaders, Buhari, in an artificially packaged manner.
Fayose, who appears to have even spoken to Buhari's doctors, nurses, lab attendants and every other staff at the hospital, has stated even if Buhari returns to Nigeria today, it is his moving cloned body.
Fayose, a man who appears to hear the voice of God, is asking the APC to be honest enough to inform Nigerians that Buhari is almost at his death's end and is incapacitated. Thus, why on earth is APC trying to take over power by any means, and Fayose believes that his God is watching this ungodly act of cloning Buhari.
Fayose swears that Goodluck Jonathan will not only win the coming election, but that God will not allow APC to escape this evil deed and will be tormented by saintly wrath.
Fayose, through his insiders at the Chatham house, said the cloned Buhari was further worked on with a technology called speech software to help reproduce the voice, sounds, inflections and intonations of Buhari's original human voice.
Fayose, who is fully aware that this type of software can be used in re-creating voices and even bringing the voices of long-dead persons back to life, has no doubt in his mind that the man who spoke on Thursday at the Chatham house was fully cloned.
It was a cloned Buhari who in his speech asserted that “...I will argue that it is not enough to hold a series of elections or even to peacefully alternate power among parties. It is much more important that the promise of democracy goes beyond just allowing people to freely choose their leaders. It is much more important that democracy should deliver on the promise of choice, of freedoms, of security of lives and property, of transparency and accountability, of rule of law, of good governance and of shared prosperity”
To Fayose, it was a cloned Buhari who stated in the speech that “...Let me assure you that if I am elected president, the world will have no cause to worry about Nigeria as it has had to recently; that Nigeria will return to its stabilizing role in West Africa; and that no inch of Nigerian territory will ever be lost to the enemy because we will pay special attention to the welfare of our soldiers in and out of service, we will give them adequate and modern arms and ammunitions to work with, we will improve intelligence gathering and border controls to choke Boko Haram's financial and equipment channels, we will be tough on terrorism and tough on its root causes by initiating a comprehensive economic development plan promoting infrastructural development, job creation, agriculture and industry in the affected areas.
It was a fake Buhari who stated that “...We will always act on time and not allow problems to irresponsibly fester, and I, Muhammadu Buhari, will always lead from the front and return Nigeria to its leadership role in regional and international efforts to combat terrorism.”
It was certainly a cloned Buhari who stated that “... So before you is a former military ruler and a converted democrat who is ready to operate under democratic norms and is subjecting himself to the rigors of democratic elections for the fourth time...You may ask: why is he doing this? This is a question I ask myself all the time too. And here is my humble answer: because the work of making Nigeria great is not yet done, because I still believe that change is possible, this time through the ballot, and most importantly, because I still have the capacity and the passion to dream and work for a Nigeria that will be respected again in the comity of nations and that all Nigerians will be proud of. I thank you for listening.”
Dr. John Egbeazien Oshodi is a Forensic/Clinical Psychologist, a Consultant in National Psychology, and a former Secretary-General of the Nigeria Psychological Association. [email protected]