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 7/7/2006 9:21:10 AM

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

 Author: Bill Cosby

 7/7/2006 9:20:19 AM

He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world.

 Author: Benjamin Franklin

 7/7/2006 9:19:37 AM

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

 Author: Albert Camus

 7/7/2006 9:19:13 AM

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

 Author: William Shakespeare

 7/6/2006 2:35:41 PM

Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.

 Author: Samuel Johnson

 7/6/2006 2:34:52 PM

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

 Author: Carl Reiner

 7/6/2006 2:34:32 PM

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

 Author: Bill Vaughan

 7/6/2006 2:34:16 PM

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

 Author: Paul Fix

 7/6/2006 2:33:09 PM

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

 Author: Samuel Goldwyn

 7/6/2006 2:32:57 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

 Author: Don Herold