SIR A-ONE Quotes On Women

"You want to marry a woman? Go and meet the mother and observe her.

The way she looks, that's the same way she will look after dropping

some kids with you."
SIR A-ONE
"59% of women will leave their matrimonial homes when their husbands are broke."

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"Women are so beautifully made, no wonder they lose their beauty after

multiplying one or two issues."
SIR A-ONE
"Give her more than she asks and you will hear 'You're the best'. Give

her below her expectation and you will download this from her mental

loudspeaker 'You need to work hard, I’m more than this' "

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"Why should a woman gossip about the way her man handles her in bed?

Do they sometime know it is regurgitating in nature?"

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"Between your mother and your wife, who should be the first on your

list? You finished her cowbell industry before you became a man. Your

wife's cowbell industry is still your daily food. Decide and decide

well again who to top the list."
SIR A-ONE
"Women are like Robert Mugabe, they can blow Jonathan today and blow

Buhari tomorrow. They are never stable."
SIR A-ONE
"A talkative woman is as bad as Nigerian government."

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"Show me a virgin and I will show you why she has lacked the

opportunity to swallow a man's rod. Life has raped us all from the

womb."
SIR A-ONE
"Every woman will keep complaining like Nigerian citizens, always

having one thing or the other to talk about."
SIR A-ONE
"Show me a good woman and I will show you why she is bigger than

Nigeria's problem."
SIR A-ONE
GOODNEWS Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a humorist,

pengician and rapper. The CEO of http://www.pengician.com