Election Prayer ,morning Of The D Day

Dear God,
Thanks you for keeping us good and in in great shape before now ,father i thank you for opening our eyes this time to see that our heads are not only good to be used as POLITICAL SACRIFICES .

This time many of us understood that politicians retires theIr wards to overseas abode,the children do not even wear all this over seize garments they gave to us and we wear them like school pupils. This Politicians share to us some expired Rice and defective ABADA with human head printed atop and may be money that is not enough to threat any slap we may get in the process,so we have decided that if any of them do not like the election result ,he should assemble his entire family ,arm them with placard,knife,Gun,catapult and move out to the street and pursue then conquer or get conquered while trying and we the masses for the first time will be the umpire ,that way they can share the loot which they are yearning for without giving us some as usual.

My prayer for my fellow impoverise paupers who parambulate as Voters and members of the party is that -ANYBODY who think they are together because they shout one slogan CHANGE ,may that person after the election move over to the NORTH and dwell with his CHANGED brother.

If anybody think that mentality just changed because they think that the SYSTEM is wrong ,let that person try and change the Principal and see how freely blood with flow within the CHANGING SIDE OF THE CHANGE ,meaning that they believe some people are good to be used to hunt the Deer but never good to be part-takers of the dividend.What is the bone of contention is ETHNICAL SUPREMACY and INTEREST ,every other slangs is a blighted ,sugar coated poison .

Father i also wants to remind you that any where anybody packed AMMUNIATION or weapons to be used in this country to shed blood ,may angelic fire enter that place and burn them to chaff ,,eeehhhhhee Lord ,during the cause of the fire ,may some revolting bullets escape from the arms and send the owner to grave without burial.

Father my prayer is that if blood must be shed ,it must be the blood of COWS AND GOATS which we killed to celebrate a perfect election.If there will be shooting ,may it be the shooting of GRASS CUTTERS and DEERS out there in OTTA which we will use to sip down our evening drinks as merriment .

Father as we go into our election ,may the peace that passes human understanding takes over the hearts and reasoning of the nation and may your peace envelope us in Jesus name.

Finally i did not forget the GREATEST MIRACLE YOU DID IN NIGERIA ,WE ALL KNOW THAT IF WE ARE ATTACKED WITH MALARIA which is every day sickness in Nigeria, but if that should invade us ,i am sure that we do not have the capability to restrain it ,but DADDY ,the devil sent us an INCURABLE ONE CALLED EBOLA ,no nation on earth not even AMERICA has a cure and we know that the cure we have for it in Nigeria is to DRINK BAG OF SALT ,chew pepper in sizeable number,eat GWORO,eat onions even if they ask us to eat pottassuim nobody would,ve asked question before making suya out of it ,eat Bitter cola and if somebody said we should eat SHIT ,you see NIGERIANS scrambling on who will eat the larger part .

Father,we know we behave like idiots in this nation even the elites joined in that SALT GUZZLING contest ,Doctors even bathed with SALT and atimes you wonder why do we reason through the anus ? but dear GOD ,you saw through us and know that it would,ve taking EBOLA MAXIMUM of 6 months to wipe us away from the surface of the earth ,so you stepped in with the same WAND you used in EGYPT to protect the Isrealites from the plague and you wipe EBOLA AWAY from the nation that even the National medical personnel keep asking -HOW DID WE DO THAT ? they did not ,because i saw you when you stir the healing AIR and fuse it into the nation and sweep away the virus.

Though out of our Acute stupidity ,we did not say thank you Father ,so Mazi Odera onbehalf of this sinful nation is saying berated THANK YOU for that great feat.

Sir ,MAZI ODERA and Family is begging you to answer us once again by sweeping away the menacing air ,the Trepidation that comes with this election and any blood bath that may have been plotted in the bottom of the sea.

Cloth this nation with garment of peace and anybody that said otherwise ,dowa ya agba ,gosi ya ife eji akpo gi CHI UKWU and all this i bring to you with heart filled with gratitute and with agreement from those that will say AMEN to this prayer .we say THANK YOU DADDY for answered prayers in the name of my ELDER BROTHER JESUS CHRIST I PLEAD.AMEEEEEEEENN